I just spent the last hour watching Make Me A Supermodel, and none of them were capable of simply walking in a straight line, down a relatively thin walkway without looking like a sped. Or like they had a stick up their ar- I mean...back. One guy in particular, he waddled. A waddle to rival the waddles of the ducks at uni. Waddlewaddlewaddle.
But really, it's just walking, isn't it?? Is there really such a huge amount of skill required? From what I gather, you just stand straight, pout/glare, and then walk. And yet there are entire schools dedicated to runway walking.
Maybe I'm missing something here.
So you know, if there's any aspiring models out there reading this, feel free to tell me what's so complex about walking in a straight line with heels (Or not with heels, as was the case for the guys, obviously).
And again, if anyone has any ideas of what I can blog about, tell me. Otherwise you're just going to be getting more of this crap.
Waddlewaddle.
GOLDEN piece of advice for the day:
"Don't take it to heart, take it to the gym."
(Tyson someone-or-other, Make Me A Supermodel)
2 comments:
catwalk... i think it is hard toi do it well. i think that it isnt hard to be able to do but its hard to do it well..
i for one know i would fail worse than mr waddle there or the sped or the arse up the butter... i would jst fail.
which sucks cause of course im an aspiring model. and ill tell you now it is VERY complex to walk in a straight line in heels... heeels are HARD to walk in. which isnt helped when you're not quite sure that you are not quite sober.
i liked this crap :) no ideas really on blogging. and yea yea ill blog soon.
sooon.. and im gonna add you to my "following" so i can follow you how creepy hehe..mwahahahha
jess said i laugh like a seedy old man... do i? i hope not....
wooppah!
btw why on earth does the hangman say garbage bin?!?!?
i thought it was a synonym for bin and i spent ages tryng to do it and lost because of it@!!! the word had nothing to do with garbage bin.....
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