Is it really that hard to catwalk?

No, I'm being serious here.

I just spent the last hour watching Make Me A Supermodel, and none of them were capable of simply walking in a straight line, down a relatively thin walkway without looking like a sped. Or like they had a stick up their ar- I mean...back. One guy in particular, he waddled. A waddle to rival the waddles of the ducks at uni. Waddlewaddlewaddle. 

But really, it's just walking, isn't it?? Is there really such a huge amount of skill required? From what I gather, you just stand straight, pout/glare, and then walk. And yet there are entire schools dedicated to runway walking.

Maybe I'm missing something here. 

So you know, if there's any aspiring models out there reading this, feel free to tell me what's so complex about walking in a straight line with heels (Or not with heels, as was the case for the guys, obviously). 

And again, if anyone has any ideas of what I can blog about, tell me. Otherwise you're just going to be getting more of this crap.

Waddlewaddle. 

GOLDEN piece of advice for the day: 

"Don't take it to heart, take it to the gym."

(Tyson someone-or-other, Make Me A Supermodel)

Update?

It took me about five minutes to work out how to post a new blog.

What is this technical mumbo jumbo.

So. Here's an update. But...I don't know what to update you all with. And I use the term "you all" incredibly loosely, as I'm pretty sure the only one reading this is Jess. And I'm only posting this, because Jess specifically requested me to. But I have nfi what to write. I don't have thoughts, okay?! Well...not bloggable ones.

Okay...here's the deal. Give me a topic, any topic, to blog about, and I'll blog it.

Done.

Oh look. A blog.

You see this? This is what happens when someone submits to peer pressure (otherwise known as Jessica-pressure). Because I felt bad leaving millions (read: a few) comments under random names, I decided to go ahead and actually create a blogger account. 

But do I need this account?? NO! I already have about three blogs. None of which I update that regularly. So don't hold your breath for this one either.

And should I be creating this account the night before a have a 25% assignment due? NO! But whatdya know, I am anyway.

*sigh*

I'm bored now.

RANDOM HTML TIME!!!!!

...and now I'm done.