That made me feel sick. I couldn't even bring myself to click on the image link to get the full size pictures. The small ones were bad enough. In fact, I refuse to scroll up and look at those pictures again.
Anyway. THAT is why you should brush your teeth daily. Besides, it's really not that difficult. I'll even give you a how-to guide, all thanks to Sipho, Thandi, Jan, Marieke and the naughty, inappropriate, touchy-feely, toothbrush-groping Zodwa.
See that? Easy. Sure, the mother of those children must have really slept around with many different men of different races around the world, but who cares, those children have excellent dental habits. (Or maybe the parents were just really fond of adoption.)
So basically, unless you:
- Have a desire to look like one of those clowns you throw balls into at fairs
- Enjoy the fragrant aroma of garbage-dump-esque proportions every time you open your mouth
- Have a soft spot for the colour parchment. In your mouth
- Like playing "whack the beaver", where the gaps in your teeth are beaver holes and your tongue is the beaver
- Enjoy growing plants of the not-so-strictly-edible variety in your mouth
- Aspire to have no friends. Or family. Or work colleagues. Or acquaintances
- Aspire to end up in a blog like this someday
Thank you.
